Kate Beckinsale Lyrics & Chords By Brian Posehn

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

I know radio prolly ain't gonna play this... but chopper going off in the hood man like Afghanistan or the Gaza strip somewhere man. ...read more

--Christian Rock-- I woke up in the morning, And I got myself some oatmeal, And I put some raisins on it and, Christ is God, Christ is God, God, God, God... ...read more

It's only the beginning, and I'm barely on square one Expectations rise above me All I wanna do is use my own voice Make my own choices But what if it's not good enough for...read more