Keep Talkin' Lyrics & Chords By The Residents

Keep talking
It really wasn't my fault, it really wasn't
Somehow I knew you wouldn't believe me
This guy came along and he needed my help, I don't know, he said it was an emergency a gas leak or something, no I have no idea why he asked me
I should've known
Where did you go?
Tell me more, I need to know
.Well, I did notice him staring at me while I was having a coffee, well, yeah, we had to go up to his apartment, like I said, he needed my help
What was I supposed to do?
Look, you're paranoid, you know it and I know it and no matter what I say, you'll find something wrong with it, besides I didn't do anything, no, nothing, of course not, trust me
So then I was coming, I mean coming to meet you, I was just a little late and there was this chick with a flat tire, well actually two flat tires
Well, yeah, she was kind of cute, but look, she had these flat tires and she was just sitting there by her broken car, it was all droopy on one side with two flat tires, I think she was crying, yeah, she was crying so I had to stop
I'm over here
You dissapeared
No it's not clear
Are you a queer?
Then I sprained my ankle changing her tire and it really hurt and this nurse stopped to help me, she could see how bad I was limping...
Oh yeah, it's a lot better now
...and so she helped me, well, we went back to my place, I mean where else would she take me
Look, it's none of your business if anything happened or not, either you trust me or not and nothing I'm gonna say is going to make any difference, I'm sorry
Look, I had no idea being in a relationship would be this complicated, what you think is really important to me I've never felt like this like about anybody before, ever, besides, I had jury duty, I overslept, I was up too late last night and I just couldn't get up
Okay, I know it's not the first time, if you really loved me you wouldn't pull this kind of shit