Kittens With Lazors Lyrics & Chords By Incompetentia

Sitting in my cubicle Trying to pass the time Click the little envelope But no new mail's online My schedule program shows me All this crap I have to do A post-it note upon...read more

There's a sad girl sitting in the holographic snow Underneath the holographic tree Gazes at nothing with holographic eyes Gazes right through me Nothing surrounding her is...read more

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more

My wife Is made up of some parts She’s got a lot of hair She’s got a couple nostrils I think she’s got a spleen She argues with the fridge And assaults my Barbeque...read more

My kitten, my kitty cat. When she's content she purrs. She thinks the house is hers. But you won't like her when she's angry. No, you won't like her when she's angry. Angry,...read more