Labour Saving Devices Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

Once there once was a boy Who was very happy most of the time His life was almost completely complete He could sense however That there were two things That were missing...read more

If most of us were wind up-toys Could we trust the few of us that weren't To wind us up when necessary? I think not We would be a separate oppressed minority Even if we were...read more

There were other ways of knowing He stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be Well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon He couldn't figure out why He hadn't...read more

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples I wore really wussy clothes Most of the other kids called me a...read more

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more