Lies Make The Baby Jesus Cry Lyrics & Chords By Beatnik Turtle

You're no Uma Thurman Then I'm no movie star Neither of us is strong But we can still split a car We will never be famous And we'll never have kids And even we won't...read more

He bought the girl some flowers He talked to her for hours She said she’d had enough And now he’s bored with love There’s couples everywhere There’s one over there ...read more

There was a boy who knew He could be anything that he wanted to. Everybody told him he had a singular destiny. Everybody said he'd go far-- Everybody said he'd be a star. ...read more

Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog It's all for me beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin Far across the western ocean...read more

I met her at the movies, she was there on her own A bargain matinee Theater deserted, she sat right next to me Can't remember what played that day She leans, real near She...read more