Little Bonus Room Lyrics & Chords By Jonathan Coulton

I died last night, eh eh Tripped over my own shoe laces I broke my spine Fell on the sidewalk And I landed on my face And I thought What a way to go After all I've seen ...read more

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, Tokyo City lika a big playground, When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade, Godzilla got pissed and began...read more

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not...read more

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of...read more

I’ve worked so long Every night and every day Been through hours and hours of research And dozens of graves The perfect girl Turns out, was just too hard to find So I had to...read more