Lonely Swedish Lyrics & Chords By Tom Green

My bum is on the rail
bum is on the rail
Look at Me!!
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum!
(ahahahahahaaaaa!!)
And that's not very fun
If you fall down hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Sweeedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot POO all over the place
POO POO!!
Cuz that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things, its fun for everyone.
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone......
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....

1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone (12 x's)
Get the poo off my bum!
Get the poo off!
I need the POO off the BUM!!
I've got get the poo off my bum
Poo poo!
I want to hear the cannon! *loon*
No, let me hear the cannon! *loon*
NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
(Bum is alone (3x's)
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon*
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
*cannon*
Yea! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum *loon*
I want the poo-poo off my - my bum bum...
*whimper*.......Can I hear the loon again, too? *loon*