Long Johns Lyrics & Chords By Lords Of Acid

My man's a hunk, looking nasty on his bike
He turns me on, when he takes me for a ride
He's looking tough, wearing tattoos on his chest
But no-one knows, that he loves to be crossdressed

My guy's a stud, training in the gym all day
Strutting his stuff, burning fat and lifting weights
He's showing off his muscles of concrete
But no one knows, that he is my closet queen

My friend's a beast, he's a super sexy man
And all the girls are eating out of his hand
He's real good-looking, high class at its best
He's looking tough, wearing tattoos on his chest
But no-one knows that he loves to be crossdressed

My man's a boss, he's my big shot CEO
So full of style, shopping at bravissimo
He's such a drag, but far away from gay
He gets his kicks from walking in his lingerie

Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long Johns, big guns
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long Johns, big guns

My guy's a bitch when we go out to the town
Dressed like a hoe, he's the hottest trans around
He loves to tease horny women of all age
He flirts and winks at the strippers on the stage

In mini skirts dancing in his high heel shoes
Drunk as a lord with a belly full of booze
He rules the floor, he's a well respected guest
And they enjoy that he loves to be crossdressed

Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long Johns, big guns
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long Johns, big guns