Loud Tones Lyrics & Chords By Longmont Potion Castle

Customer: (entering the bookshop) Good morning. Proprietor (John Cleese): Good morning, sir. Can I help you? C: Er, yes. Do you have a copy of "Thirty Days in the Samarkan Desert...read more

Hey there kids, i see you're feeling blue Parents push you around and tell you what to do Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed Instead of watch tv you have to do homework...read more

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more

The same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, Sanctity of life and the death penalty. Aren't we versatile? And you know, in this country, now there are alot of...read more

Das nächste Lied hat nichts mit Obst zu tun, sondern es ist ein kleines Vogellied. Endlich ist es soweit. Ist es denn das Vogellied? Und es ist. In unserem Garten hängt ein...read more