Love Song For Cigarettes Lyrics & Chords By Andy The Door Bum

I am not a stupid player That is not me I'm just a stupid peckerwood A dumb white honkey And I, I love you so much I want you so bad But when I asked you out last night You...read more

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates. That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate. And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do. When I open...read more

We all sometimes get blue A lonely angel says i can too I got to spare my sanity I keep hearing them clock bells ring A jiggly diggly-dong diggly-dong dang Just listen to me...read more

Who's been giving me the drugs that are making me feel so apathetic The state that they've got me in is totally pathetic I sleep all day but I hardly sleep at night I'm...read more

So you hate your parents They're a bunch of jerks And everyday they yell at you cause they had a bad day at work But my friend I understand I've been there before ...read more