Magnum Farce Lyrics & Chords By Frank Kelly

Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there, You hold your own and they'll hold their's, Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer. Do the one...read more

There's smell of fresh cut grass and it's filling up my senses And the sun is shining down on the blossoms in the avenue. There's a buzzing fly hanging around the bluebells...read more

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand ...read more

If you ever have to go to Shoeburyness Take the A road, the okay road that's the best Go motorin' on the A13 Well, if you're looking for a thrill that's new Take...read more

Midnight in the city, when everyone's asleep, I see a shadow walking, walking down the street. Hiding in a corner, hands as cold as ice, Who's that lonely stranger who's got...read more