Mail Package Lyrics & Chords By Umphrey's Mcgee

Little hazy in the morning
Mental blinders on, I'm looking straight ahead
Today my package better come
Damn mailman always give me the wrong shit
Damn mailman always give me the wrong

Dozen telegrams and such
I want my package now, so I can have some fun
And no one knows just what it is
Could be a corn bread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is

Should have came seven days ago
As of now my patience is running thin
Today my package better come
I'm kinda goin' crazy but it (seems a biscuit???)
Damn mailman alway give me the wrong

A big ol' tub of mayonnaise
Or a DVD, of what I can not say
Some stinky cheese and wine
Or an implant for my behind
Corn bread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is