Mainstream U.s.a. Lyrics & Chords By They Might Be Giants

As I rode the subway this morning
(can I have this last dance, my darling?)
There was a man with a book beside me
(can I have this last dance with you?)
And he tapped out rhythms with a smile on his face
(I wanna dance the whole night tonight)
And the tip of his finger
(can I have this last dance, my darling?)
That he found on the floor
(can I have this last dance with you?)
And these are the words that he told the fellow next door
Mainstream U.S.A.
I flipped that guy the bird
Mainstream U.S.A.
It's all I wanna say
Mainstream U.S.A.
I flipped that guy the bird
Mainstream U.S.A.
It's all I wanna say
We are the world (back off, boogaloo)
We are (I'm talking)
We are the world (back off, boogaloo)
Mainstream U.S.A.
I flipped that guy the bird
Mainstream U.S.A.
It's all I wanna say
Mainstream U.S.A.
I flipped that guy the bird
Mainstream U.S.A.
It's all I wanna say