Mark's Ark Lyrics & Chords By Guttermouth

Why? don't vegans have cows for pets?
Why? don't they keep them in their apartments?
Rights take a chimp to vote in '96
My god cows are smart as a stick
If you really want to make a difference
Buy a herd and then go set them free
Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing
If cock roaches roam the halls
At night they fester on your balls
A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate
Don't grab the raid or a shoe
Remember they've got rights to
Resist the urge to go and fumigate
Cows with a I.Q. of .08
Rats ready to spread the plague
Rabbits pour shampoo in their eyes
Blind better theirs instead of mine
Lunch a carrot sandwich sure sounds great
Live my life around the veggie plate
Protest write lame songs and complain
March with little signs of porky pig