Mary Reihing Lyrics & Chords By Moxy Früvous

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen where I almost made out with the homecoming queen who almost went on to be miss texas but lost to a slut, with much bigger breastes I...read more

(Dave) Well you should see my story reading baby, you should hear the things that she says, She says "Hon, drop dead, I'd rather go to bed with Gabriel Garcia Marquez." (Mike...read more

CHORUS OG Original Gamer Sad as "Face of a Stranger" Lars: Dad found me on the steps of the video arcade Oprhan baby in a basket, seven pounds is all I weighed And before...read more

Oh, I wish I were a real Alaskan girl I wish that I could hold my beer I could wear hip waders in summer and heels at ten below I'd have sexy wooly legs with long and flowing...read more

Hop top check it out Lick the foil with your tongue Give it to your friends As a gift As a gift I'm gonna write down one word Let's change gears You know what that makes...read more