Master Of Ceremonies Lyrics & Chords By Pink Floyd

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Earl's Court;
My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening!
The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few minutes...
Before the show begins, the house management would like to ask just a few things:
First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras; and, any audio or
Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so please save yourself
a lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not quite yet... at this time
I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...
(drowned out by music)