Master Of Disguise Lyrics & Chords By Jacob Diefenbach

Watch him learn his abcs, watch him learn to count to three; one day he will grow up just like me.
Can't wait for his wedding day, take him by the hand and say, "boy, you've done me proud."
I don't think he likes me much, got no spine for playing rough.
I suspect his mother's touched too far.
He knows all the moves to vogue.
I should blame kylie minogue; stranger in my skin.
Years go by, he'll play master of disguise.
It will all work out in time.
Back in '99 and the millenium was on our heels.
Good will and love were like confetti, rushing to my heart and my fingers.
Don't get me wrong, i didn't want them.
I just wanted to be part of them; totally unquestioned in my ralph lauren and velcro sneakers.
Years go by, he'll play master of disguise.
It will all work out in time.
Take the children from the boys.
They're better off with smack whores.
God forbid they turn out like me.
Or could be master of disguise, get a token wife and four wheel drive and get the girls … to school on time.
Please don't make me master of disguise.