Median Mood Quencher Lyrics & Chords By Kris Straub

Hello, my darling I know I've been away from you for so long but I can tell from the hum of your motherboard fan our relationship is still going strong. (Hello, my darling. ...read more

My tank My tank is big My tank Has the hugest treads For crushing heads My tank My tank is fight (?) My tank Has armor plate To save me from hate My tank My...read more

Running my sloop to Bermuda, By way of the Florida Keys, Drinking Margueritas and looking for chiquitas Who like looking up at the trees... ...read more

Crying out from the Red Land Came a man of darkness With evil bloody secrets He knew the Black Pharaoh Servant to the Faceless Sphinx God He gave me the book of the dead ...read more

The source code is always cleaner on somebody else's drive, You dream about each new upgrade without which you must survive, You bought your computer last year, but that was...read more