Middle Man Lyrics & Chords By The Bottle Rockets

If I could be a little bit younger If I could be a little bit older
If I could be a little bit friendlier If I could be a little bit colder Then I would be a little bit better Yeah I would be a little bit better

But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable
That's a middle man, here I am
Invisible but reliable

If I could be a little bit happier
If I could be a little more cranky
If I could be a little more Dixie
If I could be a little more Yankee
Then I would be a little bit better
Yeah I would be a little bit better

But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable
That's a middle man, here I am
Invisible but reliable

If I could be a little bit uglier
If I could be a little bit prettier
If I could feel a little bit healthier
If I could feel a little bit shittier
Then I would be a little better
Yeah I would be a little bit better

But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middle man looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable
That's a middle man, here I am
Invisible but reliable