Militant Lollipop Lyrics & Chords By Treephort

Little boy on a respirator.
Dolphin stuck in a elevator.
Hippie cooking up ramen noodles.
Yuppie beating up her poodle.

Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.

Uncle Ronnie used to be a track star.
But now he's stuck snorting dope.
Now big ole Ronnie, well, he's in prison.
Oh shit, he just dropped the soap.

Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.

The ninja's really really pissed now.
Cause his wife just wrecked his car.
The farmer can't support his family.
And the sun ain't going to rise anymore.

Little girls mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girls mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.

She just wanted to dance.
But she wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance.
Oh she wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance
She just wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance.