Minder Theme Lyrics & Chords By Peter Kay

Latin vocab Capri-Sun Telling jokes about your mum Playing Top Trumps Dairylea Bunsen Burner BCG "Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done" Going on cross country runs Playing...read more

Wooo The horse is a noble beast From the mustangs of the west To the stallions of the east But the horse has a distant cousin It lives I-do-not-know-where But its message of...read more

Mega Fuglys sheilas you know that if they didn't have a fanny between ther legs would have a fuckin bounty on their heads Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist ...read more

I've got a bird, who gives me greef And I dont know what is her beef coz everyday shes on the phone wanting to tell me off and moan ive got a bird that I carnt please and now...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more