Minivan Lyrics & Chords By Foreknown

Let me tell you what I'm fin to do
Click the belt, check the mirrors, stick my
hands at ten and two
I can fit up to ten of you
My ride is like a bus to me
I'm living that minivan life
Now that's what I call luxury
Am/fm stereo cassette deck and a disk drive
Golden retrievers the only woofers up in this
ride
I don't take that bass route
I make them tweeters shout
Otherwise these bridge beats would likely
blow my speakers out
Yo are we there yet
Aye homie don't trip
Every single ride in my ride is like a road trip
But why the a/c always gotta be broken
Well stop and grab a mega gulp so we can
take a cold sip
So I heard you got your ride pimped on MTV
But I guarantee I get better MPG
I'm riding with my family sitting next to me
You're going 90 with your arm around an
empty seat
I see you in that tight whip without those extra
rows of seat
How you supposed to fit all of your kids and
all your groceries
Ya you got it tricked out cowabunga radical
But real gangsters always choose affordable
and practical
Maybe I'm geeking out a bit some call me a
band nerd
'Cause I get excited when the cup holders
come standard
If I see a slug bug expect a couple of love
taps
People gettin blind from the shine coming off
my hubcaps
I'm in the carpool lane when I'm on the road
Bumper stickers show my kids made the
honor roll
Stick figures on the back show my crew roll
deep
We in the wild Wild West straight?????
You can keep your headlights rockin LED's
I keep my diaper bag stocked and a bottle of
febreeze
This is how I roll 'cause I'm living that dad
life
You can keep your Lambo doors my doors
slide shut
Minivan!!
My car seats up to nine car seats
Minivan!!
Fire up the jets
Load the babies, soccer nets, and pets in my
Minivan