Mischievous Lyrics & Chords By Louis Logic

[Intro - Louis Logic]
Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol wanna seek me out
Did I see it? Did I do it?
C'mon on down to the station house
They scream out, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi
[Verse One - Louis Logic]
It's bizarre how I got a disregard
For prison bars but it isn't hard
To see why I hate the mainstream and daydream of beatin' Dave Matthews with his guitar
I live to scar you with a lit cigar
If I miss the charts I'll put a mail bomb in your Christmas card
'Cause you jealous of the fact that I'm blowing up and you?
My true intentions are cruel intentions
New ways to hurt you with new inventions
You figure you're a star I'll hit you with a car and flatten you down to two dimensions
You want me to be non-violent?
It's only gonna happen on the day that I'm signin'
Which isn't too often
'Cause I can't be sober when you're standing over Lou's coffin
And any other time I got a beer in my hand
And mysterious plans to put fear in your fans
Until degenerates shit for the champ of born losers here for the weirdos and porn users
My last three last shows were fiascoes
This dude came up like, "You see that ho? I dare you to grab her ass."
So I grabbed her snatch and had a fight with these three assholes
Now I'm mad at that and there's an A-P-B
The cops kicked my ass when they came for me like they hold a grudge
So I stood up in the court room and told the judge I got A-D-D
[Chorus - Louis Logic]
I'm mischievous
I make people wanna slit they wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Are pissed at this but they missed the gist
It's just fictitious
I'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit they wrists
And now a lot of critics and parents are mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
[Hook - Lous Logic]
Warning, take caution, keep out of children's reach
'Cause I'm still in this bitch? real to teach and let disciples fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous so keep out of children's reach
[Verse Two - Louis Logic]
OH NO!
I'ma ruin your whole show
Stumble on the stage drunk and movin' in slo-mo
'Cause you wouldn't know dope even if you were to sold coke
And tried to steal Louis's whole blow
Your folks know better than to try and diss
I'll put you in a chokehold I'm childish
I poke holes in your car tires with my bare hands and sharpened appliances
'Cause I'm a product of my environment
So I can't be blamed if my rhymes are violent
'Cause every time I'm in silence or sleep, the sick thoughts creep in behind my eyelids
? size kick this dissin' nonsense
We about to have a real pissin' contest
You think I wouldn't let my pee soak in every seam 'til you weigh as much as Heavy D?
It's a fact misery loves company
And lung disease? please
So I teach young kids to smoke shit it's just a joke and it soundslike fun to me
It's easy as one, two, three
Come on up to the roof and then jump with me
And when they scoop you up from the street
Instead of doing dirt you'll be buried underneath
From the kids in the projects robbin' stores
To the 'burbs where they steal from the shopping malls
There ain't an emcee who don't respect me
So don't get testy y'all haven't got the balls
[Chorus - Louis Logic]
I'm mischievous
I make people wanna slit they wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Are pissed at this but they missed the gist
It's just fictitious
I'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit they wrists
And now a lot of critics and parents are mad at this I need clearances to make appearances
[Hook - Lous Logic]
Warning, take caution, keep out of children's reach
'Cause I'm still in this bitch? real to teach and let disciples fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous so keep out of children's reach
[Verse Three - Louis Logic]
When there's smoke in your eyes
? pumpkin ties
They like, "OH NO!"
A whole lot of husbands would give me a snuffin' if they knew who I'm fuckin' like, "OH NO!"
If you drink so much that you don't react
? across your bony back
? 'gnac
It's like, "OH NO!"
[Outro - Louis Logic]
Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol wanna seek me out
Did I see it? Did I do it?
C'mon on down to the station house
They scream out, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries they doubt that I have an alibi