Modern Warfare 2 Rap Lyrics & Chords By J.t. Machinima

Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can
Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with
Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing
Playin' all night cuz sleep is just lame and I
Let the trash be spoken untamed
In the xbox microphone I'm pwnin' insanely
Teabaggin' people even though they can't see me
I'm rockin' COD: MW2, namely!
Skullkruncher13
Up on the gamer scene
I wasn't the only who thought COD
Was the dream
Until I seen something crazy
Right next to me
It made World at War
Look so yesterday
But Modern Warfare Two?
What is this thing, dude?
And I couldn't begin to think
Because my eyes were glued
So I looked at my bro
We both know what's up
Whip out the cash, little man,
We gonna buy this stuff!
Next thing I know,
The Xbox ring is flashin'
I can hear the COD disc
It's spinnin' fast and,
I can't wait to start all the
Smash and blastin'
And now I know it's time
For me to KICK SOME ASS IN!
Now haters hate all you want,
But it's just a mistake
Cuz I will make you astonished
As I'm honestly blatant
You think that I'm wastin'
All my time on COD?
I'll tell you why it's amazin'
You'll be praisin' the Gods!
Screw walkin' I'll be rockin' out
The tank and truck!
You think ya got fire power
Till I crank it up!
Tough it out, no doubt
That I'll shank you up
Cuz I'm a knife throwin' whiz
That you can't touch
And so I thank you much
You boost my rank with ease
Before the match, I
Didn't even have to say please
You stick it out with a rifle
I stifle you to ya knees
I dual-wield this shit,
Come get a piece of these, UH!
Desert Eagle, keep it real
Born and built in Israel
Between you and me, you see
The USP is a steal
It's got a bigass clip,
Itis accurate and shit
Just like the F.A.M.A.S.
This gun will straight up rip
Don't slip youill get hit
With the L86
The gun's range is sick
You best resort to quit
And with the P-90, you'll find me
Comin' up behind thee
It unloads fast, I'll kill your ass so kindly
Cuz it's Belgian made it's
Sweeter than the bliss of chocolate
Its brother MP5 is powerful
Now this is hot shit
The M21, the grandson
Of M1 Garand
And, this semi-auto rifle
Gonna end what you planned
In my hand, AA-12
Is the gun that I wield
To this auto shotgun
All you fools gotta yield
So grab a riot shield
And I'ma make you hate me more
I'll blow past that piece of plastic
With my AT4
Now if you use the dragunov
You're slackin' off, you're done
I only settle for the Barret
.50 caliber son
Im stalkin' you with steady aim
I hipfire all day
Martyrdom is for losers
Who misuse their AK's
AC130
Gettin' dirty with my enemies
Try to run with marathon,
But it's too easy how I handle these
And juggernaut's not
What you want to use
And you can eat my headshot
Because I'm watchin' you, PUNK!