Monkey Dude Lyrics & Chords By Throwing Toasters

She calls him early 'cause she knows he'll be asleep She leaves a message after the beep She says she's better now but she's still incomplete She's trying hard to make her...read more

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not...read more

One day I need a laptop so I wander into town to get one My directional skills are very poor I go McDonalds I say I want a laptop He say I just sell Burger I say is that like...read more

Do u wana do something that rhymes with truck Do u wana do something that rhymes with buck Do u wana do something that rhymes with my best friend his name is chuck Do u wana do...read more

Heard of a land held by a troubled hand Where the whiskey runs the coal Don't you dare go ask the newsman Cause he'll tell you everything He don't know She was the daughter...read more