Monkeys And Guns Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more

Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said “I love you,” signed “Anonymous Friend” Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the...read more

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be...read more

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn Don't you know...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) I'd like to take you now on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget, perhaps, for...read more