Monophobic Lyrics & Chords By Amped

Outside, the carolers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring 'Cause joy is something they don't bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are...read more

[Originally by The Yobs] "C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath. "H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth "R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with...read more

Went out to a Christmas party Had a fifth of coke-bacardi Saw a Santa Claus in red With an aching head. But he wasn't very merry In fact he was kinda scary Ho-ho-hell Was...read more

I walk along the city streets You used to walk along with me And every step I take Reminds me of just how we used to be Oh, how can I forget you girl When there is always...read more

Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all that children call Their favorite time of the year Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes ...read more