Mooooooo Lyrics & Chords By Capitol Steps

I hate the world today, 'Cause it's jealous of me, I guess that's okay, But if you make fun of me because my mother is my father underneath, I'll bust out your...read more

Bin Laden And The Jets (Benny And The Jets) Hey kids have you see Osama We haven't heard a thing Since he telephoned his mama We checked his favorite cave, he didn't stick...read more

Buttercup. Things are seldom what they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream; Highlows pass as patent leathers; Jackdaws strut in peacock's feathers. Captain. (puzzled) ...read more

I was there on the day that you died And I'm the only one here as they bury your hide And this is the last time I'll be by your side Well the world is one soul fewer The...read more

This Unicorn Song is like many you've heard, Except that I wrote it myself. It has magical forests and sweet-singing birds, And maybe a virginal elf. Now, the fifth and sixth...read more