Moose Turd Pie Lyrics & Chords By Utah Phillips

We had an apartment in the city Me and Loretta liked living there Well, it'd been years since the kids had grown A life of their own, left us alone John and Linda live in...read more

"Oh, Mrs. McGrath," the sergeant said "Would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted With a scarlett coat and a big cocked hat Oh, Mrs. McGrath, wouldn't you like...read more

Whether or not you can escape You cannot afford to stay It's heavy this load of all you should have done And you cannot bear the weight So you say that all you want ...read more

A father tucked a little girl Into bed last night "Tell me," said the little girl "What's wrong and what is right" I learned to always tell the truth Be honest, never lie ...read more

Now, friends, I know you read about it in the papers Or perhaps you saw the pictures on TV How the tanker cracked and the sea turned black But it's time for some compassion,...read more