Muargmuarg Lyrics & Chords By Barry Andrews

Ladies and gennlemen we've got a fabulous show for you tonight Gonna hose you down with pleasure Its gonna be a Riot of colour Are you hungry - where you wanna eat? Are you lonesome - where you wanna go? Do you need something from the bar? Are you with the programme? Muarg Muarg! Welcome to the Reptile House Bunch of scumbags up there All the dignity Of a choking monkey (Sho' nuff funky...) Seek to know no more young Jedi, it's a fire-fight in a shit-storm It's a seagull party in a trout-farm, It's the Human Condition Muarg Muarg! It's a policy that we cant change Too many coppers on the firing range At what point did it all go So Tits up? Muarg Muarg! No-one's really got a good reason Almost anything counts as treason When you need him, where's the Man for all Seasons? - Sniff it in and put some sleaze on Find something or somebody to seize on They tell me there's a macro-economic squeeze on Over there is the doorstep everybody pees on... Muarg Muarg! Muarg Muarg! We got bald chickens We got rats with chips We got a Good Thing going What's your problem? (You fucking weirdo) Arent you sorry how it's all turned out? Rough but it's how it's gotta be Arent you glad that anyway it's not all Your fault? Muarg Muarg! We know what you wanna do We can see what your problem is We gonna watch every move you make We know where you live. Muarg Muarg! Behold the Miracle Ape He gonna make everything alright He gonna mash up the Bogey Men He gonna walk on water Muarg Muarg! Arent you sorry how it's all turned out Don't you wish you could start again Arent you sick when you hear them say that It doesn't work like that It doesn't work like that It doesn't work like that Muarg Muarg! Muarg Muarg! Muarg Muarg!