Mums A Spunk Lyrics & Chords By Tripod

Li-li-li…

I only like you
‘Cause your mum’s a spunk
We’re only friends because of her
You can keep all your Lego
And racing car sets,
It’s your mum that I really prefer

When we all play in the playground
And the other kids give you a serve,
I stick up for you,
Though deep down I think
It’s something you really deserve

I only like you
‘Cause your mum’s a spunk
We’re only friends because of her
You can keep all your masters of the universe,
It’s your mum that I really prefer

When we all have to choose partners,
I always come over to you
You smell like a toilet,
You look like a fool
But a man does what he has to do

I only like you
‘Cause your mum’s a spunk
We’re only friends because of her
You can keep your ??? and Star Wars figures
It’s your mum that I really prefer

D’you think I could take on
Your dad in a fistfight?
And does she have any
Unmarried sisters

I only like you
‘Cause your mum’s a spunk
We’re only friends because of her
You and your things aren’t the reason I come
I don’t like your stuff and I think that you’re dumb
I only hang out with you
‘Cause of your mum

Ooh, I like the birds, can we keep the birds? Birds are good.