My Buddy From Texas Lyrics & Chords By Jerry Clower

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of...read more

Along about eighteen and twenty-five I left Tennessee very much alive I never would have got through the Arkansas mud If I hadn't been a-ridin on the Tennessee stud I had some...read more

Mama made us listen to Pink Floyd and Floyd Cramer We had three square meals of mushrooms and cornbread Mama's kitchen smelled a lot like incense and cathead biscuits We'd watch...read more

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty Shaking that booty, I...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more