My Christmas Memory Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

Verse 1: A Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from E But she’s the sorta sheila for me. ‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one A But she’s the sorta sheila for...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

You know.. Dogs aren't clever they eat their own dung they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue The big ones are stupid the small are high strung but cats...read more

Ya ya ya ya Your mother goes Down for Egyptians So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy They say that Viagra from Phizer Can turn a limp dick into...read more

I used to get awf'ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie 'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ass and died ...read more