My Daughter's Computer (spoken Word) (album Version) Lyrics & Chords By Robert Schimmel

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more

When I'm in the mood for love, You're in the mood for herring. When I'm in the mood for herring, You're in the mood for love. Love is a fragile thing, Delicate...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more