My Manhood Is Not Measured In Inches Lyrics & Chords By Owen Hart

Give back those dirty plungers the trumpet players can't bleed without them. The spinster mechanic is late to work no eat, no sleep, ect. Well what did you expect? Purple...read more

She's my hot cup of tea. She's certainly overwhelming. An ice cube to calm you down then I'll come to calm you down. And the way I move to the table. Like a dirty beast...read more

Take my picture I want to have proof of this history, I want the lake in the back and all this beauty in my heart, they like to hide in the marsh. Like a child on a tire swing, they...read more

As if in a dream Only one man Can know He tastes the dirt He chews the dirt The dirt The filth Now swallow The filth of it Cold sweat Runs down slow Just choke The filth...read more

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the hole ...read more