My Shower Curtain Lyrics & Chords By Man Bites God

My brother makes the noises for the talkies, There's not a single noise that he can't do: If you've forgotten what a parrot's squawk is – Our Rod can demonstrate that noise for...read more

Ten days in Bali, got four days to go Ten days of terror, 'coz I'm glued to the throne And I'm shittin' in litres and firin' both ends I'll never shit solid again. And it's...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

Hey noobs I'm going to like totally like own you noobs Cause I own you Like I own you like pretty hard and stuff right I'm going to give you some spanks Just like...read more

(Introduction, only on live album "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer", spoken:) (Applause) Thank you! For my first encore I'd like to turn to a type of ...read more