Namesake Lyrics & Chords By The Palmer Squares

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Terminal Knowledge
Superb with the prowess (One plus one half)
Do dirt like the Amish
I get a laugh from these whack cats
And acid flashbacks when I crack my verterbral columns
Bursting esophagus (Thirst for the honest)
Girls want it 'bout as much as a cervical polyp, but
Consumers digest says, purchase the product
(Turn up your box) and nod to words of a prophet
Burning the chronic (stay) verbally polished
(Merciful outlook) but I'll hurt you with kindness
(Pardon my sin) but I prefer to stay godless
(Life's a garden ya' dig) But I'm allergic to flowers
A'yo my (words turn) the sermons to sonnets
While your (words turn) the worth of a dollar
(They say it pays off) To earn what you got
(But you can) tell that to the working impoverished
(All I got) is my namesake
(Vaulted mind) Of a brain case
(Call it locked) In a bank safe
(Blank) slate
(Heart of rock) And a straight face
(All I got) is my namesake
Acumental
The vapid rebel leaving cats bedeviled
(Transcendental) When I rap, you're gonna scratch your temple
(Oh what you haven't heard) Somebody fax the memo
I grab a pencil (and attack) with an emphatic bellow
A haggard fellow with a halfie in his Calvin Klein's
And a bag of endo getting crafty with the battle rhymes
Blast my demo (Max the levels)
I wanna have the treble echo, from Scranton Penn to Sacramento
(Ordinary Dogs) Trapped in kennels (Mad disheveled)
Declared the boss (by Andrew Reynolds)
Got the track (Credentials)
Keep my cash (Embezzled)
Watching Jimmy Fallon. (When, though?) After Leno
I've been called a handsome devil and a gentleman
Cats be asking (When will Acumental run for president)
Vast potential for development (Essentially a veteran)
I'm hedging on the bet
(Cos)
(All I got) is my namesake
(Vaulted mind) Of a brain case
(Call it locked) In a bank safe
(Blank) slate
(Heart of rock) And a straight face
(All I got) is my namesake