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Napoleon Vs Napoleon Lyrics & Chords By Nice Peter

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Gosh, I can’t believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to world leaders
You like literally lowered the bar
I’ll rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo part two!
half Horatio Nelson
You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever
failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin
french fries
tater tots
Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home
How dare you address
moi
I am French
buck tooth nerd with a perm!
I spit at you harder than
Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like
Lafawnduh’s
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico!
This bastard's
How bad a battle can be
Your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me!
Why don’t you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
You’re not even tall enough to ride
I don’t even care
How many like stupid
Prussians you’ve killed
You’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild
Sacrebleu
T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts
I’m going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot
I’ll whip you so bad
They’ll make a virgin meringue
You’re the only type of dynamite
That’s never going to bang!

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