National Bummer Lyrics & Chords By Eugene Chadbourne

If the prop that you stick is licking the house Then don't be disturbed by his eyes I expose his front teeth to find out what he eats And now he is starting to change Oh...read more

Hoy hoy When Big Joan comes out Her arms are too small Her head like a ball She tied off her horse and galloped off into the moonbeams She pulled up her blouse and...read more

Birds in the trees Shook dust from their wings I thought of the heartaches That shattered our love not long ago Birds in the trees Now asleep ...read more

Doo doo doo doo doo do do doo Doo doo doo doo doo do do doo Happy to be backstrokin' Do dat do dat do dat dat do dat Do dat do dat do dat dat do dat Do dat do dat do dat dat...read more

I'm a tourist at the poorest place on earth. I've got a straw hat, palm tree shirt... Throw a cent, they'll lick you... Bring you monkey on a stick... ...read more