Necronomic Phatomime Lyrics & Chords By The Best Band

There was a time when all kinds of women wanted to sleep with me There were young ones and old ones and shy ones and bold ones and I always got it for free (I thought…) Ah, but...read more

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? ...read more

YEEEEEEEEEEHAW! shes a tall glass'o water. shes sippen lemonade. shes a cup of hot targe tnt shes a cold thang in the shade. shes an oatmeal cookie. shes a crumble of melted...read more

I got a problem and I can't contain it I'll use my icky sticky rhymes to help explain it Handy Js are like Stonehenge to me Robert Stack can't even help me unsolve this...read more

I'm a rich and famous doctor Always knew I'd be Expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If you get your...read more