Nervous Piss Lyrics & Chords By Ian Dury

Time can't afford no time Can't afford the rhyme Nevermind, someday maybe Boy meets girl And love, love is on it's way Boy meets girl Boy meets girl Bang, feel a...read more

One, two, be stiff Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so Stay dry in rubber boots and Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff Cucumbers, ripe and rude Bend over, fixed...read more

I was tuning in the shine on the light night dial doing anything my radio advised with every one of those late night stations playing songs bringing tears to me eyes I was...read more

What the hell is wrong with you tonight, I can't seem to say or do the right thing, Wanted to be sure you're feeling right, Wanted to be sure we want the same thing. She...read more

There was an awful lot of rocking going on that night, Cruising time for the young bright lights, Just down past the gasworks, by the meat factory door, The five lamp boyswere...read more