Never Like Tv Lyrics & Chords By Jerry Fels

Up in the midlands with a malfunctioning heater And a pair of wet socks that refused to dry I summoned all of my guts to make a call that would greet her See if she would connect...read more

Your town is full of goblins, crooks and murder Your mother thinks you love the next door neighbour Your record player speaks to you all evening While she’s down stairs smashing...read more

To you, he's "Mister Dapper" But your wife calls him "Randy" And he comes while you're out Pumping lead into Bambi Late in December When your venison's rancid He will...read more

Would you be upset if I told you we were dying? And every cure they gave us was a lie? Oh! They mean it when they say we're dead and doomed And every single symptom brings us...read more

Maps to help you lose your way No shadowless crag could find you here With white noise dreams hearts full of dark sleep It gives me the creeps When distant cars freeze all...read more