Never Trust A Puppet Lyrics & Chords By Heywood Banks

One, two, three! Here we go! Bedlam, bedlam! Ho, ho, ho! *sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Knock,...read more

Dog goes "woof" Cat goes "meow" Bird goes "tweet" And mouse goes "squeek" Cow goes "moo" Frog goes "croak" And the elephant goes "toot" Ducks say "quack" And fish go...read more

Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call; They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead puppies aren't much fun. My puppy died late...read more

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered...read more

I'm spending Hanukkah, in Santa Monica, Wearing sandals lighting candles by the sea. I spent Shavuos, in East St. Louis, A charming spot but clearly not the spot for me. Those...read more