Never Was On The Pro Tour Lyrics & Chords By Tha Gatherin

I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
I never was on the pro tour
Never made no day two grand prix
My sealed pool just had no synergy
You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me
My pool, not lookin so deep
Your pool, got two copies of sleep
My pool can only hope for a ground stall
Your pool doesn't have to splash that fireball
Yup
Just another 0-2 drop for me
Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D
If you lookin for me
And it's past round three
I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee
I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place
I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face
But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase
So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case
I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise
Hang on, there's more
I never was on the pro tour
I used to like red decks chock full of burn
Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn
You think after all these years that I'd finally learn
If I've got Time Vault
Then he's got null rod
If I've got a lot of dudes
Then he's got wrath of god
If I'm beating in draft
He's got Ballista Squad
My face down is a morph
His is a dreadnought
I've got a birds
He's got meloku
His ornithopter's plated
Mine's an 0/2
If I've giant growth
He's got the growth too
Sac it all!
In the bin!
Nice to know you!
Play green
Because I gotta play green
Play red
Because I gotta play red
Sling burn
Because I gotta sling burn
At your head
Til you're dead
Whoops, guess I lose instead!
It never ends
Too much land
Now I'm floodin yall
Watch me floodin yall
Here's another one
and another one
and I'm getting beaten by a 1/1
and another one
Four more land on my deck until it's done
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
I never was on the pro tour
Never made no day two grand prix
My sealed pool just had no synergy
You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me
My pool Your pool
Not lookin so deep Got two copies of sleep
My pool can only Your pool doesn't have to
Hope for a ground stall Splash that Fireball
Yup
Just another 0-2 drop for me
Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D
If you lookin for me
And it's past round three
I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee
I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place
I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face
But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase
So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case
I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise
Hang on, there's more
I never was on the pro tour
I used to like red decks chock full of burn
Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn
You think after all these years that I'd finally learn
If I've got Then he's got
Time Vault Null Rod
If I've got a Then he's got
Lot of dudes Wrath of god
If I'm beating He's got
in draft Ballista squad
My face down is a His is a
Morph dreadnought
I've got a He's got
Birds Meloku
His ornithopter's Mine's an
Plated 0/2
If I've got He's got the
Giant Growth Growth too!
Sac it all!
In the bin!
Nice to know you!
Play green
Because I gotta play green
Play red
Because I gotta play red
Sling burn
Because I gotta sling burn
At your head
Til you're dead
Whoops, guess I lose instead!
It never ends
Too much land
Now I'm floodin yall
Watch me floodin yall
Here's another one
and another one
and I'm getting beaten by a 1/1
and another one
Four more land on my deck until it's done
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize