Nevernevernever Lyrics & Chords By Tripod

I'm a stay-at-home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay-at-home dad It's just my baby and me I'm a stay-at-home dad While my wife's at work I've got a...read more

I went down to my local shopping center The man who was sent me was a huge placenta He wasn't a part of my human race ??? I just had my dick right through his face He was a...read more

I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic but seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when...read more

If you wanna be a man, you better learn to obey! Yeah! I put these things on my boobs, I try to tell you what to do, Get your boy-toy under control, free my soul, free my soul, ...read more

Boy: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, you look funny, what zoo did you escape from?" Sarsippius: "What zoo did I escape from? What d'ya mean, what zoo did I escape from? I look funny? I was on...read more