New Balls Please Lyrics & Chords By Gift Grub

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal As the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead, all we're feeling is dread Because christmastime is killing us! Each christmas...read more

And I'd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum When I have a heart that's heavy Feeling I was born to lose You are there to say that life's okay Thank you for...read more

(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said") I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Kissin' in the rain Kissin' in the rain I'm a lesbian ...read more

You say that you and me together Is a good idea. You say you'd do anything for me. That's just what I wanted to hear. Baby, you said that I could do it anywhere and...read more