New Pleasures Lyrics & Chords By Pansy Division

My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
chorus 1: I need new ideas, brand new toys
So i won't have depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
to satisfy this need
"Laguna Cum Shots"
It what i took home with me
18-year-old boys
In million dollar homes?!
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
chorus 2: I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I'd rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I've got needs to fill