New Years Steve Lyrics & Chords By Fortress Of Attitude

That waitress at Pete's who took so long to seat you, And left you to stand in the doorway, With her stringy red hair and her thousand-yard stare, In her mind, she's the...read more

We're spiny, we're hoary, we're all a little gory, And in this here story we'll be doing things obscene, Now John here is Hurtin', his entrails are...read more

Life is unfair, so they tell me, Because they think I wouldn't know. They only can see a cheap gimmick On their children's favorite show. They say, "Oh, that's just foam and a...read more

Most days are like all of the others, Go to work, come back home, watch TV, But, brother, if I had me druthers, I'd chuck it and head out to sea, For I dream of the skull and...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more