Nice Peter Vs Epiclloyd Lyrics & Chords By Nice Peter

EpicLLOYD
This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive
I will beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro
But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show
I'll slaughter your watercolor unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast
Then leak to YouTube, your middle name is Alexis
I can tell your scared just by them body language I'm reading
Look, your hairline's already retreating
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits
Everyone knows your page is just the place where rap battles live
Dude, your really huge on YouTube, you got a great career
But remember, you got famous off of my idea

Nice Peter
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys
Look at you or let me just tell you what I see
Your a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me
I drew a moustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler
You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick

EpicLLOYD
You're taller than I am but you look up to me
The guy who got you your first job in comedy

Nice Peter
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus
You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris

EpicLLOYD
You? A musician? That's kind of stretching
You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression

Nice Peter
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from
It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum

EpicLLOYD
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks
You were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock

Nice Peter
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit
Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit

Kassem G
Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles
Pete, you're gonna make them bigger, you're gonna make them better
You're gonna put them on a different channel

Nice Peter
I guess we could make, like, a second season

Kassem G
Yes, exactly, and you, what's your name? I wanna say Todd

EpicLLOYD
Lloyd

Kassem G
You should make a YouTube page.

Epic Lloyd
I have one

Kassem G
Right