Nick Swardson Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

I thought my CD was done But that's not what they say "Do an insult track, we need it for radio play" Cram in the names, I'll take a long hard pee Time to mess up the biz like...read more

Verse 1 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find that what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up...read more

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts drinks old...read more

Chris: Puberty's gonna get me. No way to stop it now. I offer a plea, just let me be. But puberty says "No how." I'm just a ball of pimples and zits I'm feeling funny...read more

I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if i could go back in time, henry an banjo an even ned kelly would all be good mates of mine, coz they're piss pots, poets and...read more